844 days, 20,256 hours, 1,215,360 minutes, or 72,921,600 seconds. That is the approximate duration of my world tour. I never wanted it to end and now, in a manner of speaking, I suppose it never has to. If you wish to go by country do so by clicking on one above. They are numbered in the order I visited them, more or less. If you enjoy reading about it even a tenth as much as I enjoyed living it then you will not have wasted your time. Grab a refreshing beverage, settle in a comfortable chair, and make a journey across the world, experiencing it as I did. Then get off your ass and check it out for yourself. You're not getting any younger.

Showing posts with label Chinese Junk. Show all posts
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Ha Long, Lan Ha, & Cat Ba (Quang Ninh Province, Vietnam)

Kick me in the Chinese Junk
So where was I? Hanoi. We returned to Hanoi on the 29th in order to begin our boat trip to Halong Bay on the 30th. Typhoon Ketsana had something to say on the matter. Our boat trip through Halong Bay was canceled and it appeared that there was little chance we could reschedule. The forecast was little more than a repeating sequence of ‘Thunderstorms/Rain” for seven days. Super. Luckily, whoever is forecasting the weather in Vietnam does not know shit from shinola (our trip to the mountains in the north was also supposed to be plagued by rain but we saw almost none….thankfully). We booked a tour for the 1st of Oct that went ahead as scheduled.

The bus from Hanoi was a tad bit odd. One of the guides was hell bent on providing the folks on the bus with all sorts of interesting factoids about Hanoi and Vietnam. Normally, I would have been genuinely interested but his voice was so incredibly irritating that I was on the verge of offering a cash payment if he would be willing to cease and desist. I was not surprised to discover that others shared my sentiments.

Before making a pit stop we were given a rather depressing story about the plight of children disabled as a result of all the nasty shit the American military dumped on the country during the war, specifically Agent Orange. The market where we stopped was established with these kids in mind and much of the proceeds are supposed to bridge the gap left by the insufficient funds provided by the Vietnamese government. It was a little awkward after we arrived and our guide asked me where I was from. “Uhhhh..ummm….A-mer-i-ca.”

Halong Bay is a beautiful place and well deserving of UNESCO World Heritage status. Almost 2,000 limestone monolithic islands rising from the ocean and topped with jungle vegetation . The natural forces that conspired to create this wonder are varied and numerous. The local legend credits the activity of dragons for the origin of the formations. I did not see any.