844 days, 20,256 hours, 1,215,360 minutes, or 72,921,600 seconds. That is the approximate duration of my world tour. I never wanted it to end and now, in a manner of speaking, I suppose it never has to. If you wish to go by country do so by clicking on one above. They are numbered in the order I visited them, more or less. If you enjoy reading about it even a tenth as much as I enjoyed living it then you will not have wasted your time. Grab a refreshing beverage, settle in a comfortable chair, and make a journey across the world, experiencing it as I did. Then get off your ass and check it out for yourself. You're not getting any younger.

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Three Belgians & A Yankee (Slopes of Mt. Kazbek, Georgia)

June 29th, 2010 - A little over two weeks ago I had the pleasure of visiting the town of Gori in Georgia, the birthplace of Russia's most infamous leader (See “Little Joey Stalin”). Anyone visiting would no doubt be struck by the existence of a 20 foot statute of Joseph Stalin situated, appropriately, in Stalin Square. Or should I say 'would have been struck'. Joey got the boot (Actually, they used cables, one around the neck, another through the armpit).

Under cover of darkness the authorities uprooted Mr. Stalin, threw his communist ass on the back of a flatbed truck, and drove off into the night (Georgia Knocks Stalin Off His Pedestal). Later, alligator. Might want to go ahead and rename the square in order to complete the circle.

I was fortunate enough to meet three gentlemen from Belgium in the village of Kazbegi interested in a hike part way up Mt. Kazbek (5047 m, 16655 ft). Our destination was either the beginning of the glacier or, weather permitting, Betlemi Hut, a former meteorological station. Ideally, I would have preferred to make my way to the summit but seeing as this is a three or four day affair and requires the use of ropes I had to content myself with half-assing it. 

The myths and legends associated with this extinct volcano are as thick as the mist we encountered on the way. It seems the cave not far from Betlemi Hut was the prison of choice for Amirani (Georgia's version of Prometheus) the insolent son of a goddess that had the audacity to share fire with mere mortals. The cave is also reputed to have housed the tomb of Christ, Christ's manger, Abraham's tent, a golden cradle, a monkey paw, Merlin's cap, and Excalibur (I may have added the last three out of a childish sense of blasphemy). Apparently, only the pure of heart are permitted to view these objects while all others that attempt to do so perish or go blind. Since I have no desire to do either I decided to postpone my cave visit for a few years. I figure by then I'll have had a chance to purify myself through pain.