844 days, 20,256 hours, 1,215,360 minutes, or 72,921,600 seconds. That is the approximate duration of my world tour. I never wanted it to end and now, in a manner of speaking, I suppose it never has to. If you wish to go by country do so by clicking on one above. They are numbered in the order I visited them, more or less. If you enjoy reading about it even a tenth as much as I enjoyed living it then you will not have wasted your time. Grab a refreshing beverage, settle in a comfortable chair, and make a journey across the world, experiencing it as I did. Then get off your ass and check it out for yourself. You're not getting any younger.

Diamonds, Jellyfish, & Nothingness (Luderitz, Namibia)

April 23rd 2011 (February 2011) – Shall I beat that deceased horse? We drove from Keetmanshoop to Luderitz and saw a whole lot of nothingNothing was everywhere.  Nothing in the air. Nothing in the sand. Nothing on the horizon. There is a road and a yet-to-be-completed train track running through the nothing.  Don’t get me wrong. It is some of the most interesting nothing I have ever seen. In fact, as far as nothing goes it is really something.  We stopped along the way to absorb the nothing even pausing at a derelict building along the tracks to take photos of the nothing. Namibia: The Ultimate Nihilist Retreat.

I wonder if nihilists like wild horses. I think they might. Desert-dwelling equine aberrations. Nothingness connoisseurs. Imagine seeing horses, Namib Desert Horses in that environment. I have to imagine because we did not spot them. I think it is better that way. Knowing they exist is enough. Nobody knows where they came from exactly. I like that too.

Luderitz is a bit anomalous. Not only is it nestled in some of the most inhospitable terrain imaginable it sports German art nouveau architecture. Yes, that is bizarre, especially when juxtaposed between the Namib Desert and the Atlantic Coast. It will make you wonder where the f*** you are. We chose the Shark Island Campsite to settle for the evening although as it turns out the ‘island’ is really more of a peninsula since it was connected to the mainland. Setting up a tent can be a tricky endeavor seeing as the whole area is blasted by wind most of the time but in the end the effort pays off as the view and the vibe are excellent. However, I didn’t see any sharks. Such bullshit.













Photo by Leslie


Photo by Leslie

Photo by Leslie

After setting up camp we went to check out Agate Bay north of Luderitz. It is about as forlorn as any beach I’ve ever seen. Had it not been for the wind and the excessive sand that it whirled in our faces we might have spent a little time strolling along a beach right out of a Cormac McCarthy novel.

Much of the surrounding area is owned and administered by the Namdeb Diamond Corportaion Limited which pretty much means if you wander into a restricted area they will probably blow your head off.  Apparently the local diamond industry has seen better days but we were not taking any chances none the less.

It is possible to visit the ‘ghost town’ of Kolmanskop not far from Luderitz. The town, once a diamond company HQ, was completely deserted by the 1950s. It has been partly restored as a tourist attraction. We drove up to check it out but it was closed (Sunday). Just as well because it appeared to be about as exciting as a haunted house at the state fair. And you are required to buy not only a permit to enter but also an additional photography permit. We felt good about missing it.

So we decided to go for a drive through more of the Namibian wonderland west of Luderitz along the Atlantic Coast. Again a 4wd would have come in handy especially while negotiating the barren hill area of Essy Bay. I narrowly avoided another potential vehicle debacle when I threw the Spark in reverse just before a precipitous decline (precipitous for a Chevy Spark that is). 

After meandering through the region for a spell we found ourselves at Dias Point. Here you will find a fine example of the quintessential lighthouse and a replica of a cross first erected by Bartolomeu Dias on his return from the Cape of Good Hope. Chances are you’ll also get smashed in the face by a vicious headwind. I felt a little like those dipshit reporters that stand outside in a hurricane to add context and grit to a story.

We then made a stop somewhere between Angra Point and Griffith Bay to gaze across the inlet waters at Luderitz. We spotted a lone flamingo loitering nearby. Flamingos are naturally white, not pink. They obtain their well-known hue from the carotenoid proteins found in the plants and animals they consume. Huh.

We came upon a curious sight at this beach. It was a de facto jellyfish graveyard. There were hundreds, if not thousands, of an unfamiliar type of jellyfish (unfamiliar to me that is) littering the beach at varying stages of decomposition. They were a gooey putrescent delight. I have no clue as to whether or not such a die off is natural or otherwise but it was, I must admit, morbidly fascinating. Their florescent crimson complexion gives them an extraterrestrial air and makes one consider the possibility of cosmic, as opposed to oceanic, origin. Where’s a marine biologist/detective when you need one?














Photo by Leslie









Photo by Leslie

Photo by Leslie

Photo by Leslie

Photo by Leslie



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