844 days, 20,256 hours, 1,215,360 minutes, or 72,921,600 seconds. That is the approximate duration of my world tour. I never wanted it to end and now, in a manner of speaking, I suppose it never has to. If you wish to go by country do so by clicking on one above. They are numbered in the order I visited them, more or less. If you enjoy reading about it even a tenth as much as I enjoyed living it then you will not have wasted your time. Grab a refreshing beverage, settle in a comfortable chair, and make a journey across the world, experiencing it as I did. Then get off your ass and check it out for yourself. You're not getting any younger.

My Three Sons - Nostalgic Photo of the Day

Ever feel like you'll never catch up? Not me. To all my friends that have been spittin' out puppies like a Pez dispenser: Eat this. Meet Wayan, Ketut, and Nyoman. They were bored. I needed a family. Perfect. I've decided to Americanize their names and am leaning toward Larry, Moe, and Curly. Any suggestions on which one I should shave? And don't worry, their mother is on the way. She should be arriving from Russia via FedEx any day now. Fairy tales can come true, it could happen to you...

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