844 days, 20,256 hours, 1,215,360 minutes, or 72,921,600 seconds. That is the approximate duration of my world tour. I never wanted it to end and now, in a manner of speaking, I suppose it never has to. If you wish to go by country do so by clicking on one above. They are numbered in the order I visited them, more or less. If you enjoy reading about it even a tenth as much as I enjoyed living it then you will not have wasted your time. Grab a refreshing beverage, settle in a comfortable chair, and make a journey across the world, experiencing it as I did. Then get off your ass and check it out for yourself. You're not getting any younger.

Kiss My Macaque - Nostalgic Photo of the Day

This is Mabel. I took this picture right before we kissed for the very first time. Tell me you could deny those big smoldering browns. Pure f***ing magic! I honestly thought I found the one until she tried to sodomize me with a banana and threw shit in my face. After that things went downhill though I did my best to look past it. I left my heart in Bali, Indonesia....along with a quarter inch of bowel.  Tis' better to love and lost than to never have loved at all. My gastroenterologist disagrees.

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'Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.' -- Libbie Fudim