844 days, 20,256 hours, 1,215,360 minutes, or 72,921,600 seconds. That is the approximate duration of my world tour. I never wanted it to end and now, in a manner of speaking, I suppose it never has to. If you wish to go by country do so by clicking on one above. They are numbered in the order I visited them, more or less. If you enjoy reading about it even a tenth as much as I enjoyed living it then you will not have wasted your time. Grab a refreshing beverage, settle in a comfortable chair, and make a journey across the world, experiencing it as I did. Then get off your ass and check it out for yourself. You're not getting any younger.

Lucifer à la Carte - Mouthwateringly Scrumptious Photo of the Day

I cannot, for the life of me, decide which one looks more delicious. The thought of tearing an ear off and dipping it in melted yak butter takes me back to a special place. Nummy in my muther f***ing tummy!! Admittedly, I don't like the way Oscar (the head of the right) is looking at me so in the end I would probably go with his little brother. I don't like it when food smiles at me. You ever get like that? The vendor told me he went all the way to the fifth realm of hell to find these two prime specimens. It shows. Sinfully delicious!

1 comment:

  1. aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!! this is AWFUL!

    but maybe a nice depth of field would've.. given it some... award winningness.


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