844 days, 20,256 hours, 1,215,360 minutes, or 72,921,600 seconds. That is the approximate duration of my world tour. I never wanted it to end and now, in a manner of speaking, I suppose it never has to. If you wish to go by country do so by clicking on one above. They are numbered in the order I visited them, more or less. If you enjoy reading about it even a tenth as much as I enjoyed living it then you will not have wasted your time. Grab a refreshing beverage, settle in a comfortable chair, and make a journey across the world, experiencing it as I did. Then get off your ass and check it out for yourself. You're not getting any younger.

Ghost of Kuta Beach - Nostalgic Photo of the Day

When I view this photo I think of only one thing: The time a Balinese transvestite offered to give me a hand job on the beach. I went there very early in the morning to get a little artso fartso. Apparently, this is a great time to troll Kuta beach for desperadoes looking to quench their unrequited sexual desire from the previous evening. Just for the record, I declined. He/she/it was entirely too vanilla. I like my trannies with a little more sass.

1 comment:

  1. if the literary masterpiece doesn't work out, might i just some artsy fartsy gallery gig?


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