844 days, 20,256 hours, 1,215,360 minutes, or 72,921,600 seconds. That is the approximate duration of my world tour. I never wanted it to end and now, in a manner of speaking, I suppose it never has to. If you wish to go by country do so by clicking on one above. They are numbered in the order I visited them, more or less. If you enjoy reading about it even a tenth as much as I enjoyed living it then you will not have wasted your time. Grab a refreshing beverage, settle in a comfortable chair, and make a journey across the world, experiencing it as I did. Then get off your ass and check it out for yourself. You're not getting any younger.

Cosmic Richie - Nostalgic Pseudo Photo of the Day

This is what happens when you spend fifteen minutes huffing rubber cement right before you sit down for a little photo editing. I would be ashamed if the picture did not turn out so f***ing awesome! I am going to put it on my résumé. Unfortunately, all my nude self-portraits were lost in a flood. Otherwise, this would be perfect.

1 comment:

  1. OMG.

    Richie, if you just wanted editing lessons, you just had to ask!


    I kinda like it. I .. just can't... look away.. it's hypnotizing! American Idol meets Glee meets Blue Lantern meets Planet Xenu meets dishwasher laundry detergent.


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